Output of the overmind.
Bit of a case of the lurgy at the moment, so the usual verbose verbiage is in short supply. Instead here’s a quick dump from my brain sphincter, until more solid content is forthcoming: If you consider...
View ArticleFor I am ready to halt, and my sorrow is continually before me.
It seems that every mob now stuns during combat in Lord of the Rings Online’s Rise of Isengard expansion. I can’t begin to describe how annoying and pointless this feels. . . . . . . . . What? Oh yes,...
View ArticleHe has the power to choose, but no power to escape the necessity of choice.
Betrayed and turned over to the orcs of the White Hand, we find our captive heroine transported to deep within the fiery orc-infested dungeons of Isengard. Will she survive the hardships of the...
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Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the...
Here’s Sad Geoff. Hello Sad Geoff. Sad Geoff is sad. Why are you sad, Sad Geoff? Ah, Sad Geoff is sad because his friend Big Susan has just shown him a photo of a small rodent she found in the barracks...
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Looking for one more.
I present to you a loading screen advert for Lord of the Rings Online which I saw last night while logging in to perform some maintenance tasks (pay the house and kinship house rents, check lottery...
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There are no better cosmetics than a severe temperance and purity.
A little light LotRO livery now, with a couple of my characters’ cosmetic outfits from the recent Isengard expansion, an update which, if nothing else, brought us some splendid options in the...
View ArticleEvery true, eternal problem is an equally true, eternal fault; every answer...
It’s quite astonishing how my attitude to a game can alter through the simple expedience of changing how I approach it. That is, how I approach playing it, not how I approach the game itself, lest any...
View ArticleRiders of the Republic.
“We’ll also introduce the option to bring Skirmish Soldier along to aid you on your adventures throughout Middle-earth.” – Nereid, Executive Producer for Lord of the Rings Online Rumours that...
View ArticleThe shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his...
I do wonder whether limiting the availability of legendary weapons to the raiding set is one of those attack roll fumbles on the part of Turbine, which results in their ranged assault taking an...
View ArticleOn the impact of quest text.
“You have been spotted and the element of surprise has been lost. The dwarves of Moria are now doomed!” DOOMED! THEY’RE ALL DOOMED. OMFG YOU’VE DOOMED THEM ALL! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED! . . . ....
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